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MaliceOwnZAllZ, October 19th, 2008, 11:44 pm

Hmmm, first time reader, and I find his methods ingenious. Look forward to facing against him for world conquest.

Loverofpiggies, October 20th, 2008, 12:23 am

It makes perfect sense! :0

Thats probally why Mathew was hired into Joey's lot. (LOL Mortifer reference).

I love Kinny. You have to publish this someday you know. D: I want to buy it!

Shadari Draconis, October 20th, 2008, 7:31 pm

Hmm... I must try that logic sometime. Most of my minions are usually rather intelligent. Thus, they are smart enough to notice that those who complain about me, attempt to overthrow me, ect. They often get served up in my next kidney and liver pie. I, of course, don't eat kidney and liver pie. My sl- err... employees do. And if they don't want it, I give it to the homeless.

dr_lex, October 21st, 2008, 12:57 pm

Indeed; a wise choice. They're also less hassle too. They work for less and you can screw them over without them noticing.

Of course, they're also needed primarily for donkey work and it's rare to find great brawn accompanied by great brains.

Sam4books, October 22nd, 2008, 4:05 pm

This is the very reason all of my minions are monkeys, they follow directions better and can't tell the difference between a fruit and a vegetable :3

Mandi (Guest), October 23rd, 2008, 2:53 pm

Unless the smart potential minions have had prior experience and failed on purpose. Then kinny is screwed.

Bri, December 1st, 2008, 11:48 am

That's why he has Alice. She's pretty smart, and with her landlord's murder hanging over her head, she's not going to rebel against Kinesis. The minions will, in fact, just be there to do the grunt work.

Name (Guest), May 11th, 2012, 4:44 pm

argh, tyops
inelligable? incompetant?

The dialogue does a wonderful job of conveying clueless technobabble, but the speeling could be better.

Alexis_Royce, May 11th, 2012, 6:46 pm

@Name: Thanks for catching those! And I see what you did there, the "speeling" could be much better. ^_^ Fixed.

Damoinion (Guest), July 29th, 2014, 5:56 am

Wrong Test
I think that is what is wrong with most minion groups. I, on the other hand,would run aptitude and personality tests, then select for the most capable of those who are most likely to subsume themselves in a religious cult.

Guest, June 13th, 2018, 9:18 pm

I feel like it should be everyone beyond 110 is ineligible; you would want to have people who know what to do with high grade tech.

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